Fart Pedal Number Two: Unleashing a New Era of Musical Flatulence
Fart Pedal Number Two - Part Deux
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Fart Pedal Number Two: Unleashing a New Era of Musical Flatulence · Source: Fart Pedal
Prepare for an auditory assault as the makers of The Fart Pedal announce the arrival of its successor: Fart Pedal 2.0. This innovative stompbox, renowned for transforming musical notes into a symphony of sonic flatulence, returns with a vengeance, boasting a slew of new features designed to satisfy even the most discerning flatulist.
Fart Pedal Number Two
Powered by “the very latest in musical fart technology,” Fart Pedal Number Two promises to deliver a more authentic and customisable flatulence experience.
A key highlight is the inclusion of real-time pitch tracking, enabling guitarists to unleash ear-splitting, note-accurate butt blasts with unparalleled precision.
Blend It!
Furthermore, a new blend mode allows players to seamlessly integrate their original guitar signal with the generated farts, creating a unique sonic tapestry that caters to both the serious riffer and the aspiring flatulist.
The classic Wet/Dry switch from the original pedal makes a triumphant return, offering a nuanced control over the fart’s character – from “dry bompers” to “juicy sploots.”
Versatility is key, as Fart Pedal 2.0 is compatible with a wide range of instruments, including bass, electric-acoustic guitars, and more.
Ripping Tones
“The original Fart Pedal set a high bar for fart fidelity,” stated the creators. “Fart Pedal 2.0 aims to shatter expectations with twice the knobs, twice the switches, and ten times the splooty blompers. It’s destined to become a staple on every serious guitarist’s pedalboard.”
The Fart Pedal: Number Two must be powered by a standard 9V power supply, which is not included in the price.
Fart Pedal Number Two will make its debut at the upcoming NAMM 2025 and will subsequently launch via a Kickstarter campaign. If you visit NAMM, you can check them out in the deepest, darkest bowels of Hall D at booth #3644.
Official MSRP – TBC
Verdict
I guess this is one way to achieve that ‘Brown Sound’ that guitarists always discuss on guitar forums.
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